Tough Love...?

I totally popped that zit for you...now that's love.

(due to my now upset stomach because of the google image search "zit popping" there will be no photo...you get the picture.)

For the Love of Gas

"...maybe when there's love in the air I get gas!"

Sharing...a Loving Gesture

"He shared his Clif Bar with me, clearly he likes me."

A Little Man in a Boat

"I'm a 'little man in the boat' kinda girl, as opposed to deep thrusting...I'm just sayin."

POUNDING IT

Wait till later before you start pounding it!

Drug Induced, Post 2 Surgeries

"This week I'm a pill poppin, panty droppin fool."

SPOON - ING, another text

From: Erabeu To: Man-friend

"I rolled over this morning and spooned Nybor thinking she was you...but she had boobs...oops!"

Text Message to Note!

"BTW, I did the SENSUAL bone dance tonight."

"Haha nice...I would be happy with ANY form of the bone dance at this point!"

"I get acid reflux if I put too many in at one time and have to swallow."

The Big "O" ..O..O..O..O..O...

"Orgasms are great, even if you give them to yourself"

Knockin' on 40's Door

"if it makes you feel any better, i'm bangin' someone your age."

"So, I have a gift for you and you're totally going to want to make out with me after I tell you what it is..."

"Oh, really, what is it?"

"A cold sore, it's the gift that keeps on giving all year round."

Q & A

A NEW MEANING TO HYDROCHRONIC:

Q: "well isn't your background in swimming?"

A: "haha, no my background in triathlon is smoking pot."

The mucus from within. Happy cold season!

"You can burn calories, you can't burn cancer."

quotes are our thing

"It's ok, I'm just going to masturbate myself to sleep!"

WELCOME YA'LL

WELCOME TO THE BLOG SPOT OF NYBOR & ERABEU.
WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY FOLLOWING OUR SHENANIGANS, MADNESS, RANDOMNESS & MISADVENTURE-NESS..eseseses.