Tough Love...?

I totally popped that zit for you...now that's love.

(due to my now upset stomach because of the google image search "zit popping" there will be no photo...you get the picture.)

For the Love of Gas

"...maybe when there's love in the air I get gas!"

Sharing...a Loving Gesture

"He shared his Clif Bar with me, clearly he likes me."

A Little Man in a Boat

"I'm a 'little man in the boat' kinda girl, as opposed to deep thrusting...I'm just sayin."

POUNDING IT

Wait till later before you start pounding it!

Drug Induced, Post 2 Surgeries

"This week I'm a pill poppin, panty droppin fool."

SPOON - ING, another text

From: Erabeu To: Man-friend

"I rolled over this morning and spooned Nybor thinking she was you...but she had boobs...oops!"